Slovenia and Croatia – day 1

Nearly missed the ferry… Again….

It was really boring until we met the drunkest man on the boat!! He was having a make out session with the window behind dad!! Mum was 99.9% certain that the captain would announce man overboard in a few minutes considering he was outside. I was super scared when he came inside so I was told to read the words on my water bottle although it was all in Russian, Dutch and German. I couldn’t help but laugh when mum said that I’m a girl when he said ‘He has a lush set of hair’ then he started rambling on about politics. Dad started laughing about it too?! An hour before he came in the Womens toilet looking for his wife, Natalie. Mum said he had drank 3 bottles of wine and came in and knocked on every single locked door shouting ‘NATALIEEEE’ when mum was trying to have a peaceful business break. His 3 friends came to the rescue and took him away. Sadly I couldn’t be in the bar after 11 but it was 10 past 10 PM in the UK 😦 and an hour ahead on the boat. I was looking forward to embarrass mum and Dad by twerking on the dance floor.

We got off the ferry and drove throughout Germany where you have to pay for the toilet?! When mum didn’t realise, a woman was shouting for the money so when we came out of the toilets she asked for the money again. Mum didn’t have any German money so she gave her an English pound coin, the woman said she needs a German 70 cent but mum didn’t have that. When we walked out I heard the woman call mum a bitch. Aka ‘Hündin’ I think,

Stay tuned for the next update 💙